Monday, 23 August 2010

SoftBank

15th August 2010

The quest to get my keitai (mobile phone) lasted two whole days. I now have a beautiful black shiny phone with a pretty good deal through the company AU - the internet is too expensive to access through my phone but I can send and receive email for free! Actually it blows my mind a bit that you can receive email without having to open an internet connection.. but I guess I’m just a bit behind the times.

The first company I tried was called SoftBank. At the Tokyo orientation all the Jets had been talking about how text messages between Softbank phones were free, so it seemed like the obvious choice - except my application for a contract got rejected. After we spent nearly an hour filling out paperwork and waiting for an answer from their central office. Natch.

Whilst we waited for the decision, Sensei explained the advertising campaign of SoftBank to me.


The dog is the father of the family. There is a mother, daughter and son. In various adverts on TV the Japanese can see the family life of these characters as the dog tries to look after everyone and keep them in line.

The dog also graduated from the Sorbonne University and speaks fluent French. Who comes up with this stuff??

Who nose what's acceptable in Japan?

14th August 2010

Hello everyone. Well, it’s a Saturday night and I’m sat in with a green tea peel-off face mask on (I pray that it won’t stain my face green. That would certainly give the kids something to talk about!) So whilst it’s drying into a peel-able form I thought I would write and summarise the past week. That is to say my first full week at work.

It’s going to be a bit difficult for you all to work out what point I’m at, which is purely because without the internet I can’t upload these posts as I write them. So if you find yourself getting a bit lost, please refer to the diagram:


Clever isn’t it? I didn’t even realise I had Microsoft paint on this netbook. How handy.

In the time that I wasted making that little doodle my face mask dried, by the way. My face wasn’t stained green, although I did nearly lose half an eyebrow to the peeling process. What a moron.

Anyway! So I’ve been organising various things, such as signing up for my alien registration card, internet, phone etc.. you get the idea. Japanese bureaucracy, aside from the obvious fact that it is all conducted in Japanese, is a lot less frustrating than that of the Italians or the French. That is except for one small thing. Dates. In Japan the date is written year-month-day, which isn’t such an issue as I guess it’s just as logical as writing it day-month-year. But their years are different!

On all official documentation they don’t write 2010, they write 22. Every time a new Emperor takes over they start from the year zero - this is such a pain in the backside when you’re trying to backdate things and especially when you have a deadline to meet! But I guess it’s culturally quirky, one of the whole reasons I set off on this adventure.

The parts of my week that weren’t taken up with trudging around shops and offices have been spent planning lessons and reading books on team teaching. In Japan, when you start a new job (and I am told this is standard) no one talks you through what you’re meant to be doing - they just sit you at your desk and expect you to pick it up from watching other people. It’s quite unsettling really, but I like that I don’t get watched all the time. I like that I’ve had the time and opportunity to read through the materials that are available, even if it has led me to realise that I am way in over my head here (seriously - how am I going to teach English to these kids? How?)

On the Monday I was summoned into the principal’s office and given an insight into what was appropriate attire for a public servant. Earrings - ok. Make up - ok. Nose piercing - no way José. So here is a picture of my beloved nose piercing as I beheld it one last time:



I took it out that same night (reluctantly) and within an hour it was but a mere dimple. Of course, I knew there was a possibility of this happening, but I was still really upset about it. Still. Them’s the rules.

So aside from these little discrepancies, things are going alright for the moment. The Hyogo Jets have been summoned to prefectural orientation next week so I’ll have to go away to Yashiro institute for a few days. According to previous JETs it is much like a prison… I remain optimistic. As long as it has Western toilets, I will handle it. I think.

Saturday, 21 August 2010

Funny things I have seen so far..

A few random photos I have knocking about from the first week in Japan.. The first is a poster on the Tokyo underground, advertising (I think) the latest Cats and Dogs movie. The dog, as you can see, is an aeroplane. On the wing, possibly a bit too dark to make out, a pigeon is perched as the two are pursued by a cat sporting a jet pack:


Also of interest, especially to a particular friend back home, is a demonstration of how the Japanese are keen followers of a certain British band:


I don’t know what exactly inspired me to take that photo.. I guess it was just seeing familiar popular faces in such an unfamiliar environment. It’s a bit trippy. Speaking of trippy…


…now THAT is weird, right??

Finally, as a treat for all you frenchies out there, one hilarious example of how using French to appear chic can go drastically wrong:


Tee hee.

Food and drink 1

I’m hoping to do a few of these blogs because I think they might be interesting for those of you back home. If nothing else there should be some cool pictures. So, drinks and snacks that I have found in Japan!

First up, the ‘lemon water’ I discovered in Japan at Tokyo train station, awaiting the shinkansen. On an incredibly humid day I was attracted to this drink on the top row of one of the many vending machines on the platform. ‘Physical drink’ was the English description on the bottle. Perfect! A refreshing sports drink for a hot day spent lugging a heavy bag on and off trains. In went my 150 yen and out popped the bottle.


Lemon water my foot. It tasted like ‘resolve’, the hangover cure I resort to at my lowest of morning-after ebbs. Bleugh. It was pretty thick and didn’t taste anything like the lemon cordial I had imagined. Major letdown.

Next, the apple juice. I think it was apple juice anyway, it had pictures of apples on it:


The flavour was so full of apples, it was incredible. But it also tasted like a lot of added sugar so it didn’t taste particularly healthy. On the day in question this wasn’t an issue; I needed the sugar!

Ah, these are the blueberry ‘sours’ that I bought on my way home from my second day at school:


I didn’t want them, or need them, but I thought buying random sweets was a good way of meeting the shopkeeper. He was a friendly old guy, but we couldn’t understand each other. Still, my Japanese will improve and I hope to have a conversation with him by the end of the year! The sweets were quite nice! But not sour. Hmm…

Finally my can of Fanta Grape. My little brother tells me this doesn’t really exist as a standalone flavour in the UK; apparently the grape flavour gets mixed with other berries.


Anyway, this tasted… like anything but grapes, actually. How bizarre.

Shinkansen

8th August 2010

Ah, what is more symbolic of Japan than the bullet train? Apart from cherry blossom.. and Sake.. and sushi.. Well it’s still up there in the top ten of ‘things that represent Japan’ anyway. My first trip by shinkansen took place on the way to my placement town from the Tokyo orientation. As I didn’t book the trip myself (it was done by the JET crew) I don’t have any tickets to show for it.. although in Japan the ticket machines tend to eat your ticket at the end of the journey, so you can’t keep them as souvenirs anyway. Sad face. This also means that I don’t know how much the journey actually cost, but some pre-departure research suggested it was in the region of about £100. Ouchy.
I would have paid it, however. In fact, I don’t expect that was my first and only trip by bullet train, I do intend to return to Tokyo at some point this year to visit my friend Mai. We met when she did an exchange year at my University when I was in first year and we lived together for a while. This is a very pleasant upside of this placement, seeing people I never thought I would see again!

I digress. At the request of someone back home, I took the opportunity to take a few photos. So here they are! Firstly, an arty attempt (I stress ‘attempt’) at a diagonal shot of two trains side by side:


Here is a more serious attempt:



With an added shot of the carriage for good measure:


So you get the idea really. Very aesthetically pleasing, sparkling clean, plenty of leg room, and discreetly speedy! I say discreetly as it never really seemed to be going that fast, though the distance covered in a couple of hours suggested that it clearly was. For those of you who are interested, here is a video clip of the scenery, just for a minute or so. Nothing much happens in the clip, I just thought it might be nice to capture the landscape as the train rushed by:



As one final point to add, the Japanese sell lunchboxes at train stations, often including the local delicacy of the area. At 1,000 yen I can’t help but feel the lunchboxes at Tokyo were slightly overpriced (and they do seem to be cheaper in small towns). I had the surprising good fortune to find a box containing only vegetables and rice! It was even easy to spot amongst the meat alternatives, as you can see:


All in all, a great experience! Why can’t we have such great trains??

Monday, 2 August 2010

Arrival in Tokyo

1st August 2010 Keio Plaza Hotel
Local time: 19.47
UK time: 11.47
Status: Knackered.

Unfortunately even though I’m writing this blog whilst it’s relevant, it may be a while before I can track down an internet connection to upload it, so there may be a surge of posts from time to time. I did spot a starbucks earlier with a wi-fi connection so if I can get time to go there during the orientation then I will do.. But it may be hard :(

This won’t be a long post anyway as I will probably crash out in bed soon. I got on the plane at 19.15 UK time on Saturday and arrived in Japan somewhere around 14.45 local time.. I still can’t get my head around the time difference but I suspect I have been robbed of an entire night of my life. The injustice! I don’t expect to recover it on the return home next year either, the world doesn’t work that way. Ah, the ramblings of the sleep deprived.

I have now truly, truly experienced jet-lag. It feels remarkably like the day I handed in my dissertation.

At Narita airport, Tokyo, I experienced the infamous Japanese toilets for the first time ever. There was a control panel next to the bowl with various pictures of things (bidets, bums, etc) and symbols in Kanji with English ‘translations’. Whilst searching for the flush I found a button labelled ‘flushing sound’. Ah! Thought I. Surely a mistranslation, probably just a warning that the flush is loud. So I pressed it, only to hear a recorded flushing sound (no actual flushing) and buttons flashed, encouraging me to increase and decrease volume. As it turns out, the Japanese like to muffle the sounds of their bowel movements with various different noises, from the less obvious (toilet flush) to the more obvious (bird tweets, so my room mate told me this evening.) Consider this your first strange fact about Japan from my voyage of discovery!

To compliment this blog, see below for a photo of the toilet in our hotel room. Considerably less high tech, but the drawings on the panel are most enjoyable. Note also the possibility of electronically controlling the water pressure of the bidet or ‘spray’ (I have not managed to work out the difference, but I’m sure as heck not trying!)


Actually here are some more photos of Japan so far. My in-flight vegetarian meal:


And the plush bathroom of the hotel:



That’s all for now folks. More updates soon! First day of training tomorrow!

Thursday, 29 July 2010

Graduation Ball

The past few days have been pretty hectic with so many things going on so I’ve hardly had time to think about my blog, but as promised I just thought I’d write a little note on the Graduation Ball, just to give a lasting idea of the end of term in final year at University.

In past years our University has always organised an event called the Final Fling - aimed principally at final years but inevitably people from other years went as tickets went on sale to everybody after a period of time. It was a slightly strange event.. Not, actually it was downright bizarre. An amalgamation of two seemingly different events, it consisted of a slap up meal in a giant tent in the middle of a giant park, followed by music and a fairground, with firework displays later on in the evening. There were kebab vans and portaloos, with dodgems, a rhythm rider and other carny attractions. Yet people were dressed up to the nines, with guys in rented tuxedoes and girls in cocktail dresses. The meal part of the evening was undoubtedly classy, fitting for a finalist event, but the addition of a fairground in a field was, if nothing else, confusing. I went in my second year as there were good friends of mine graduation the following summer (the year of my Erasmus experience in France) and I wanted to have one last good time with them before going home. Most of them bought dinner tickets (I don’t remember the price of these but I believe it was in the region of about £60) whereas I settled for an after-dinner ticket for about £35 if my (terrible) memory serves me well. I was glad to have gone, but only because I was in the company of amazing people that I was sad to be leaving, but the event itself was.. well, to put it bluntly, a bit rubbish. I spent most of it wandering around a cold field in high heeled shoes, freezing cold and looking for a first aider to give me a paracetamol for a headache which only really developed once I got there (probably because of the cold; it was a very chilly summer evening).

Anyway, I didn’t intend to spend this post whingeing and moaning about the previous events, I merely wanted to highlight that I understood the Student Union’s stance this year when it decided to break down the Final Fling into a Graduation Ball and a Summer Party. It received a fair amount of opposition at first, mostly due to the overall increase in cost (£65 for the Ball, £35 for the Party), but despite being one of the original nay-sayers I’m glad that they did, and even more glad that Emily talked me into going to both events. To have a Ball dedicated to final year students felt like quite a novelty, although unfortunately a huge shortage of tickets meant loads of people were left disappointed. So here’s the low-down of the night.

The afternoon of the Ball was arguably a huge part of the fun. Lucinda came to my flat around lunch time to get ready, and we had lunch and chilled out listening to music, getting ready very slowly compared to any other night out. Hair was conditiond, nails were painted, skin was moisturised etc etc and the whole while we caught up with each other’s lives post-exams.

The ‘coaches’ were due to leave campus from outside the library at about 5pm so our plans were to receive our respective fellas at my flat, then meet Emily and co. for champagne / cava and photos before gliding to our carriages. Once the photos were taken and the drinks were downed, we caught the luxury coach (photo below) to the National Motorcycle Museum in Birmingham. Cool kids, of course, always sit at the back. So we did.




A red carpet awaited our arrival and we must have spent at least another quarter of an hour taking photos before going in. I was fairly surprised to see it was actually quite a glamorous set-up - girls wondered around in ball gowns underneath chandeliers, searching for the tables they had been assigned, whilst the guys generally pondered ‘so where are the motorcycles?’ A man with mutton chops and a suspicious moustache danced away to 20’s music in a corner. In fact, until we got into the halls and discovered the ‘bar’ (serving beer and cider, with bottles of wine at extortionate prices), the place seemed almost quite decadent.

As a vegetarian I was not hoping for much when it came to the meal - vegetarian options are always pretty poor when substituting roast meals - and I was half expecting a blob of goat’s cheese on pastry (for the record, I LOATHE goat‘s cheese.) But I was surprised! All of the dishes were not only edible, but really tasty! Apart from the dessert. It might look vaguely impressive:



but it was just weird.
We all agreed that the meal was pretty good, but the provision of a glass of wine for each person would really have made it worth the price of the ticket.

After dinner the entertainment was extremely well thought out - surprisingly enough for our dear student union. There was a ‘speakeasy’ bar which served only spirits, a main bar, a photo shoot area, a dance floor with Charleston dancers giving lessons and, later on in the evening, a full on swing band… it was an amazing night! In true student union style, however, at midnight when the band went home the classic songs from Top B were played for the remaining three hours. Mr Brightside, of course, as well as cheesy classics from the 90’s.. which wasn’t a bad thing (bad dancing is acceptable when confronted by bad music).. But when the DJ began playing ‘I’ve had the time of my life’, most of us went into cheese overload and decided it was time to call it a night.

So there we have it! A strange event at times, but definitely worth going to. Just a shame not everyone could go / get tickets, as there are definitely some holes in my pictures.